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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A local man charged with preventing a third world war was tragically foiled by a set of stairs this week, sources say.
Man Tasked With Preventing World War 3 Foiled By Stairs,
March 09, 2023 at 02:20PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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