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SAN FRANCISCO, CA — Recalling how the government forcibly kept him from attending his own mother's funeral in the name of public health, local man Ryan Abbott was thrilled to see that no one will be kept from attending gay fetish festivals because of a new public health emergency.
Man Who Couldn't Attend His Mother's Funeral Sure Glad To See Gay Fetish Festival Still Proceeding As Planned,
August 06, 2022 at 10:43AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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