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CHICAGO, IL — Witnesses were left to draw their own conclusions when they observed a man walking through downtown carrying a leather satchel over his shoulder. The only plausible explanation, onlookers determined, was that the man must be on his way to start an expedition into the Central American jungle to steal a cursed golden idol from an ancient Mayan temple.
Man With Satchel Must Be Planning Expedition To Rob Cursed Idols From Ancient Mayan Temple,
March 27, 2023 at 12:31PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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