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NEW YORK CITY — In response to the rising cases of random New Yorkers being sucker-punched by thugs, Mayor Eric Adams has instituted a new city ordinance requiring citizens who leave their home to wear protective helmets.
Mayor Adams Mandates Bike Helmets To Protect New Yorkers From Getting Sucker-Punched,
August 19, 2022 at 05:38PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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