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WASHINGTON, D.C. — At a joint press conference with Trade Federation representatives, Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas assured the nation that wave after wave of transport ships descending to the surface of the planet carrying heavily-armed battle droids is "definitely not an invasion."
Mayorkas Assures That Droid Army Deploying Onto Planet Is Not An Invasion,
May 15, 2023 at 03:41PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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