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WASHINGTON, D.C. — The U.S. Secretary of Homeland Security Alejandro Mayorkas was summoned to Capitol Hill today to give testimony before a congressional committee that he is not, in fact, bald. Mayorkas stood by his previous claims that he is not bald even after photographic and video evidence otherwise was made public.
Mayorkas Testifies Before Congress That He Is Not Bald,
July 27, 2023 at 10:05AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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