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We applaud you for stepping up and allowing the government to take your money and invest it in the education of complete strangers, just as good and faithful Christians should.
Meet Gender Studies Major Chloe And 7 Other Underprivileged College Grads Whose Loans You're Paying Off,
August 25, 2022 at 06:07PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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