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DEARBORN, MI — According to neighbors, local wife and mother Helena Kenti has reportedly begged her husband Peter, who is currently going through a midlife crisis, to "please" get rid of the Greek trireme docked in their driveway and instead buy a convertible like a normal person.
Midlife Crisis: Wife Begs Husband To Just Buy A Convertible Instead Of A Greek Trireme,
April 04, 2024 at 03:10PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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