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NEW YORK—A massive Asian Murder Hornet was named President of Planned Parenthood today. The move came after Planned Parenthood realized the killer insect had the exact qualities they'd been seeking to take the company in the right direction. Namely, lots of murder.
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Murder Hornet Named New President Of Planned Parenthood,
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