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U.S. — Dr. Anthony Fauci announced his impending retirement today while millions of beagle puppies ran for cover, hid under sofas, and cowered in fear.
Nation's Beagles Cower In Fear After Learning Dr. Fauci Will Have More Free Time On His Hands,
August 22, 2022 at 12:45PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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