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HELL—Emperor Nero was surprised and a little angered to learn that all he had to do to stop Christians from gathering was to declare a pandemic. The infamous, oppressive ruler of Rome wasted a lot of energy trying to stop Christians from worshiping Jesus when all along, churches would apparently have just shut down voluntarily if he'd just told them there was a virus with a 99.7% recovery rate going around.
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Nero Surprised To Learn That All He Had To Do To Stop Christians From Gathering Was Declare A Pandemic,
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