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WASHINGTON, DC — In a major win for body positivity, the Center for Disease Control released a new scale this week to help doctors inform slightly larger patients they're doing great and definitely won't die young from any sort of coronary episode.
New Body-Positive Scale Just Says 'You're Totally Healthy And Definitely Won't Die At A Young Age Of Heart Disease',
December 19, 2023 at 01:03PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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