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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senate Republicans will soon unveil their new stimulus package to help Americans through the shutdown of the economy. This package will be less ambitious than the first, though. In fact, the stimulus will simply be postcards in the mail with positive affirmations written on them, such as, “You got this!”, “Things will turn around for you soon!”, and, “Hang in there, bucko!”
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New Stimulus Will Just Be Postcards With Positive Affirmations,
July 23, 2020 at 10:54AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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