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WASHINGTON, D.C. — CDC Director Rochelle Walensky spoke at a press briefing Monday in which she acknowledged an apparent link between those who believe in high-level government shadow conspiracies and not having myocarditis. According to the CDC's findings, "total nutjobs" appear to be immune to the little-known heart condition, leaving experts puzzled.
New Study Shows An Alarming Link Between Being A Conspiracy Theorist And Not Having Myocarditis,
August 22, 2022 at 12:01PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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