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WASHINGTON, D.C. — As more states across the country prepare to hold their primaries, Republican presidential hopeful Nikki Haley scored a ringing endorsement from voters in the nation's capital, marking her as the heavy favorite among lizard people.
Nikki Haley Now Heavy Favorite Among Lizard People,
March 05, 2024 at 11:51AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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