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BISMARCK, ND — After seeing President Biden travel to Saudi Arabia to beg for more oil, North Dakota decided to assassinate and dismember a journalist so the president would let them drill for oil.
North Dakota Assassinates, Dismembers Journalist So Biden Will Let Them Drill For Oil,
July 19, 2022 at 02:02PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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