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NEW YORK CITY, NY — In order to save the environment from the intoxicating smell of delicious New York pizza cooked in a woodfire oven, Mayor Eric Adams has announced that all pizza must now be cooked under the hand dryer of a public restroom.
NYC Mandates All Pizza Must Be Cooked Under A Bathroom Hand Dryer,
June 27, 2023 at 10:10AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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