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NEW YORK, NY--The New York Times has finally addressed the sexual assault allegations against presidential candidate Joe Biden. After an in-depth investigation, they’ve found that Biden is a Democrat. Furthermore, they found that he is the assumed candidate running against President Trump. With these two facts in mind, they’ve concluded there is no possible way the charges can be true.
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NYT’s In-Depth Investigation Of The Allegations Against Biden Reveal That He’s A Democrat,
April 13, 2020 at 09:20AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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