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LOS ANGELES — Baseball superstar Shohei Ohtani signed a record-shattering $700 million contract today with the Los Angeles Dodgers, which will net him about 58 bucks after taxes.
Ohtani Signs With Dodgers For $700 Million, Will Receive 58 Bucks After California Taxes,
December 09, 2023 at 04:01PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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