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Even at my young age and short stature, I’ve killed bad guys, hundreds of them. It is a gruesome task that requires the finesse of a robot ninja spy, the strength of three Batmans, and an expansive collection of finely-honed weapons smithed from the finest plastic.
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Op-Ed: If I Obtain One More Toy Plastic Sword, I Shall Be Satisfied,
April 22, 2022 at 02:41PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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