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DALLAS, TX—Having scoured the Bible for years for any possible reason to bring his deluxe, custom-made, light-up lightsaber replica to church to show off during a message, local preacher Paul Weston was finally able to find some kind of justification to use the traditional weapon of the Jedi as a sermon prop Sunday morning, sources […]
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via The Babylon Bee