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WASHINGTON, D.C. — House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has been forced to cancel her planned flight to Taiwan after China announced they have developed deadly surface-to-air vodka-seeking missiles.
Pelosi Cancels Taiwan Trip Over Fears of China's Newly Developed Vodka-Seeking Missile,
August 01, 2022 at 11:50AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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