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GROTON, CT—Thanks to generous funding from the Biden Administration, Pfizer Research & Development has announced a vaccine with 98% effectiveness against independent thinking, self-reliance, and general desires for liberty.
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Pfizer Announces Revolutionary New Vaccine To Protect Against Free Thinking,
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