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NEW YORK, NY — Pharmaceutical giant Pfizer has unveiled their new mascot, an adorable glob of platelets who goes by the name "Clotty".
Pfizer Introduces New Mascot 'Clotty',
January 25, 2023 at 01:17PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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