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ATHENS, GA — Following the murder of a Georgia college student at the hands of an illegal immigrant, police issued a statement warning women to avoid jogging within 2,000 miles of an open border, particularly the southern border the U.S. shares with Mexico.
Police Warn Women Not To Jog Within 2,000 Miles Of An Open Border,
February 27, 2024 at 02:12PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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