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SAN FRANCISCO, CA—After stoking outrage by visiting a salon for a hair treatment during a lockdown, Nancy Pelosi has assured the public she is exempt from lockdown rules since her particular species of lizard-person cannot catch or spread the coronavirus.
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Politicians Officially Exempted From Lockdown Rules Since Lizard People Can't Catch COVID,
September 02, 2020 at 11:48AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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