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U.S. — A hot new blanket is flying off the shelves and into the laps of women across the country thanks in part to its unique ability to light itself on fire.
Popular New Blanket For Wives Actually Lights Itself On Fire,
October 12, 2023 at 01:53PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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