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PORTLAND, OR—With hard drugs now legal in Oregon, local businesses are looking to capitalize on the new laws to serve a wider client base. One of the most exciting reveals came from local Denny's restaurants, who announced they will begin offering meth omelets to their hungry customers.
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Portland Denny's Unveils World's First Legal Spinach & Meth Omelet,
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