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PORTLAND, OR—Facing massive budget cuts, the Portland Police Bureau has come up with an exciting new way to fund their department. Upstanding citizens can now pay 5 dollars to throw tear gas at communist protesters. People from across the country are lining up to live their lifelong dreams of blasting dirty commies with tear gas.
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Portland Police Raise Millions By Letting Citizens Throw Tear Gas At Antifa For $5 A Pop,
July 27, 2020 at 02:59PM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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