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WASHINGTON, DC — A powerless figurehead world leader with no actual responsibilities is still barely clinging to life, according to sources. Family is said to be gathered at the White House as the leader's condition is reportedly quickly declining.
Powerless Figurehead Leader With No Official Responsibilities Approaches End Of Life,
September 08, 2022 at 10:59AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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