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WACO, TX — The household of a local family observed a solemn, hushed silence today as a trembling, reverent man carefully approached his pregnant wife and offered a humble sacrifice of chocolate.
Trembling, Reverent Man Carefully Approaches Pregnant Wife And Offers Humble Sacrifice Of Chocolate,
March 11, 2024 at 04:36PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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