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TROY — After suffering from a deluge of warrior-filled wooden horses entering the city and wreaking havoc, death, and destruction, the ruling conservative party of Troy has boldly passed a border protection law limiting the entrance of wooden horses to only 5,000 a day.
Troy Passes Border Protection Law Limiting Entrance Of Wooden Horses To 5,000 A Day,
February 08, 2024 at 12:10PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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