RANCHO CUCAMONGA, CA — Local Man Rick Haywood admitted to having children, not to experience the unparalleled bond between a parent and child as he shepherds his progeny through the perils of life, but to have someone he can crush without mercy in a match of Super Smash Bros.
Man Has Kids Just To Have Someone To Crush At 'Super Smash Bros.',
January 29, 2024 at 05:38PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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