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PENSACOLA, FL — As controversy continues to swirl following Pope Francis's pronouncement that Catholic priests are free to bless people who are in same-sex relationships, a local protestant man slept soundly due to the knowledge that he doesn't need to pay any attention to what some guy who wears a funny hat in Rome says about anything theologically.
Protestant Sleeps Soundly Knowing He Doesn't Have To Care What Some Guy In A Funny Hat In Rome Says About Anything,
December 19, 2023 at 12:31PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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