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HEAVEN — A terrifying new report has sent shockwaves throughout the Christian community, as rumors swirled that people who skim through the genealogies in their Bible reading will be barred from entering Heaven.
Report: People Who Only Skim-Read Bible's Genealogies Forbidden From Entering Heaven,
July 05, 2023 at 01:49PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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