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CHARLOTTE, NC — Local housewife Shawna Coleman worked diligently all afternoon cleaning every baseboard in the house, intent that her home would look tidy if the FBI dropped in for a raid.
Republican Housewife Insists On Cleaning Baseboards In Case FBI Raids House Tomorrow,
September 11, 2022 at 02:26PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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