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GRAND RAPIDS, MI — Breakfast pastry lovers around the globe held a moment of silence today after news broke that Bill Post, inventor of the Pop-Tart, had passed away at the age of 96. Post's surviving family announced that he would be laid to rest by being lowered vertically into a thin slot in the ground.
Rest In Peace: Deceased Pop-Tarts Inventor Lowered Vertically Into Slot In The Ground,
February 14, 2024 at 01:43PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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