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WASHINGTON, D.C.—Senator Mitt Romney is furious after discovering that his Republican colleagues have been going to cocaine-fueled orgies for years and no one ever invited him. To get back at his fellow senators, he has announced that he will vote to confirm Judge Ketanji Brown Jackson to the Supreme Court.
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Romney To Vote For Ketanji Brown Jackson As Vengeance For Never Being Invited To Any Coke Orgies,
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