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CHICAGO, IL — In a tragic turn of events, Mayor Brandon Johnson's planned Chicago Reparations Program had to be abandoned after it turned out that everyone in Chicago was already murdered and thus could not receive reparations.
Sad: Chicago Mayor Has No One To Award Reparations To Because Everyone Got Murdered,
June 18, 2024 at 02:38PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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