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HELL—Satan has confirmed that hell doesn't have any fire or torture or little devils poking you with pitchforks. Instead, the place of eternal torment is simply a regular suburban house. Like most houses, it has smoke detectors, in case a fire starts. But one of the smoke detectors is beeping a low-battery warning, and you will never, ever figure out which one it is.
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Satan Confirms Hell Is Just House Full Of Smoke Detectors But You Can Never Figure Out Which One Is Beeping,
January 19, 2021 at 11:21AM from The Babylon Bee, at The Babylon Bee
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