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GENEVA — A panel of Bible scholars has issued a joint statement about what the afterlife holds for unbelieving introverts. The international panel of academics has confirmed that instead of hell, unsaved wallflowers will be sent to an eternal business networking event.
Scholars: In Lieu Of Hell, Unbelieving Introverts Will Be Sent To A Business Networking Event That Lasts Forever,
July 26, 2022 at 12:45PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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