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SACRAMENTO, CA—According to sources, parents with kids enrolled in the public school system are now receiving a helpful email each and every time a kid sneezes. School district offices throughout the state are reportedly backlogged with notices from terrified teachers about 'sneeze events' and have opted to pass this information onto parents in the interest of full transparency.
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School Sends Separate Email To Parents Every Time A Kid Sneezes,
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