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WICHITA, KS—Researchers have confirmed that a dad's bodily functions will become exactly thirty decibels noisier with each passing year, ad infinitum.
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Science Confirms Sounds Of Dad’s Bodily Functions Increase By 30 Decibels Every Year Of Life,
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