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EDINBURGH, SCOTLAND — The Scottish Parliament declared this week that William Wallace was definitely a woman because most paintings and statues we have of the historical figure depict him wearing a skirt.
Scottish Parliament Declares William Wallace Was A Woman After Learning He Wore A Skirt,
April 02, 2024 at 10:15AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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