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U.S.—After having their homes surrounded by hordes of bloodthirsty commie protestors, the five originalist judges on the Supreme Court reached out for protection from the government, but were denied. Left with no other choice, they have activated the Kyle Rittenhouse signal to summon America's sharpshooting protector before it's too late.
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SCOTUS Justices Seek Protection From Mobs By Lighting The Rittenhouse Signal,
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