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WASHINGTON, D.C. — With aged senators increasingly absent from sessions to treat their illnesses and injuries, Congress has passed new rules giving control of the Senate to whichever party has fewer people in the hospital.
Senate To Now Be Controlled By Whichever Party Has Fewer Senators In Hospital,
March 10, 2023 at 01:17PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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