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SANTA CLARA, CA — Following the unexpected collapse of Silicon Valley Bank, company officials have reached out to customers who lost their life savings with promises of a free pen.
Silicon Valley Bank Assures Customers That Everyone Who Lost Their Life Savings Will Receive A Free Ballpoint Pen,
March 13, 2023 at 02:16PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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