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MAR-A-LAGO — Anonymous sources are alleging that among the documents confiscated from Trump's residence were the top secret plans to the White House. These plans are said to reveal the building's only weakness: a thermal exhaust port only 2 meters wide.
Sources Allege Trump Stole Plans Revealing White House’s Thermal Exhaust Port,
August 15, 2022 at 10:32AM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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