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WASHINGTON, D.C. — A brief commotion arose on the White House lawn today, as a Secret Service agent could be heard shouting "Spit it out! Spit it out right this instant!" as he chased President Joe Biden out onto the grass. A source within the administration later confirmed that Biden had a AA battery in his mouth at the time of the incident.
'Spit It Out Right This Instant!' Shout Secret Service Chasing Biden With Battery In His Mouth,
June 09, 2023 at 03:41PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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