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WASHINGTON, DC — The president is missing! A source confirmed late Tuesday night that President Biden, apparently spooked by Independence Day fireworks, piddled on a rug before bolting in terror into the woods behind the White House.
Spooked By Fireworks, Biden Pees On Carpet, Disappears In The Woods Behind The White House,
July 04, 2023 at 01:44PM from Babylon Bee, at Babylon Bee
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